I seriously can't care more for this PPV. No Ted, no confirmed Cody...I can't even be super excited for RKO/Henry and Cena/Punk/ADR, but we'll see how this goes, yes?

( John, Randy and Punk all have the right to remain sexy though. Anything they do or say can and will be used against my pants. )

( Warning: Slight cynicism, a few hipster phrases, some (sometimes over-)assuming of gayness, and a million fangirly moments. I love doing stream of consciousness. Feckyeah. )

( Watching a PPV live for the first time in months AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAH. )

LOL YAY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

( WTF I NEED A STREAM RIGHT FU---Oh, there you are. )

( OMG LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE HAVING SLITHER SEX. )

( PUNK AND JOHN ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER FOR LOVE OF RANDAL. OH LAWD. )

Yep! Doing another one! Had too much fun doing one for TLC, and it all came flooding back to me. So Imma go ahead and do one for RAW, then one for Smackdown!, after it finishes downloading. :D

( LOL, that knee to the gut can't have hurt much, that's a lot of natural padding there now. XDDDDDD SEE?! I CAN MAKE FAT JOKES TOO! MWAHAHAHA. )

XDDDDDDDDD Yes. I said it. I'm THAT lame. Go me.

( Dear WWE: I need a job. I'd like to apply to be your next heel commentator. Here's my audition tape. )

I didn't make one last week. Durn. Well, this one's bound to be interesting, since it's 3 hours and "OLD SCHOOL." So let's get right to it, shall we?

( Oh GOD, I just AA'd my own HUSBAND, what the HELL, and on our WEDDING NIGHT too, I mean come ON, storyline! )

Yeah. I had to wait for a torrent. OY VEY. I hate not being able to stream RAW. But whatevs, my torrent is H-freakin'-Q. So off we go.

( Excuse me, can I have a second with my boss? )